- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
Dying. They are too cute.
What I miss about my ex
Simply one of the greatest people to ever live.
- He loves life.
- He loves his family.
- He loves his country.
- He’s a phenomenal legislator.
- He’s a fantastic VP and the perfect VP for Obama.
- He wrote the Violence Against Women act.
- He cares about gay and trans rights.
- He wears aviators.
- He eats ice cream.
- He survived a devastating tragedy and chose to respond by fighting for people in need and living his life with daily joy.
- He’s a catholic, but doesn’t let their barbaric social stances tell him what to think.
- He laughed in Paul Ryan’s stupid face.
- He sometimes says the wrong thing, but he never lets embarrassment or criticism keep him from being himself.
- He refused to kiss the punk ass Pope’s punk ass ring because his mother taught him that no man is better than him.
- And he rules in about 400 other ways that I didn’t even think of.
dancing queen
young and sweet
only sewenteen
OH GOD HES SO CUTE HELP
