#yoko
you only break the beatles up once
it’s one of those nights where i just need scrubs to distract me until i pass out instead of laying awake in my bed wondering if it’s worth getting up to close my closet door because my imagination is pretty sure it’s a portal to the underworld
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
"No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs."
President Barack Obama
(via barackobama)
i keep forgetting that there are people i know in real life who follow me on here
i’m so so sorry
THIS IS WHY I DON’T LIKE FLYING.
“time for an afternoon nap” I whisper as I go into hibernation and awaken in the year 2037
There is no such thing as good or bad music
When I explain camp to my home friends
Me:
My friends:
