sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

audino:

“youll be home alone for a few hours is that okay”

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"I dunno, just laying face down on the couch and waiting for some baby boomers to die, I guess"

Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

pospiscal:

trying to comfort a friend
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aden-arabie:

when it comes to gender oppression issues, the focus has to be on how society perceives someone, rather than how someone perceives themselves. this is the difference between a materialist analysis and the quicksand pit of postmodernist individualism

notalwaysluminous:

fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

My dad must never hear of this.

secretlifeofamovieproducer:

ken’s got game

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

Definitely at the point in the semester where I can’t tell if everyone is just also stressed out or if everyone actually hates me